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This image is from the wrong side of the road but shows the road itself. (click for streetview)

Holy Hell! That was a scary moment on the way into work today!

I left the house early, about 6:45am today, five minutes into my drive I come up behind a tanker doing about 40mph. I’m on a long strait which I know well so I move to overtake it. As I’m about half way along the length of the tanker he pulls across lanes; into the one I’m in – the oncoming lane! Not a lane you should cross into anyway, but certainly not if NOT if I’M ALREADY IN IT!

This manoeuvre on the part of the tanker forced two of my wheels up the bank, off the road, foot to the floor, flying through the air followed by a cloud of muddy dust. Obviously I managed to land the car fine or I wouldn’t be here to write this, horrifies me to think that if it had been wet I could have easily ended up in a hedge or if I’d been slower to react I’m pretty sure the car would have rolled. Not worth thinking about really.

I always complained about Stoke’s drivers, and with good reason, but I’ve never seen something like this in Kent before, you expect people to play by the rules, naïve perhaps but I thought people around here knew how to drive.

Below, for your amusement, is the horrible trailer for Spielberg’s first (made for TV) movie, Duel (1971).

Hair is SO overrated

The Good Wife's Guide (Clipping)This was published in Housekeeping Monthly on 13th May 1955 and makes some very good, and seriously meant, points for being a Good Wife.

My girlfriend moved in with me last week and while she’s looking for a job has been a very attentive house-wife/girlfriend/elf herself, I wonder what she’d have to say to these suggestions (I suspect you may find out in the comments given a little time). The text on the original document (click image for full size) was a little small and hard to read so I’ve provided a transcription below.

The Good Wife’s Guide.

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people.

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a list and one of your duties is to provide it.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc and then run a dustcloth over the tables.

Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

Be happy to see him.

Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first – remember, his tops of conversation are more important than yours.

Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pleasure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility, where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.

Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his sows. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

A good wife knows her place.

Credit to Susie Smart for circulating this around the office, and Lisa Hammerton for bringing it to my attention.

Impatience is a Virtue!

It would be wrong of me to ramble on given the title so I’ll keep this short.

This advert is great, the phone which it advertises may well be utterly pants, but the advert itself is great! I obviously like it because it speaks to one particular aspect of my personality.. Watch, Enjoy then tell me that I’m wrong to like this advert.

It’s worth noting that while this advert is great, I won’t be buying the Samsung Jet any time soon.

Cute Overload!

It’s official, while I enjoy my gadget blogs I think I’ve just stumbled upon the greatest blog of them all; Cute Overload!

Man or Woman, Straight or Gay, Green or Blue, it’s impossible to read about Emo Bun without involuntarily emitting an ‘awwwww.. CUTE!’ – I dare you.

Despite my best efforts at shortening my list of RSS subscriptions, this one has to join the news folder, Enjoy!

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Photo by Eamon KubbaAs all of you will know, this past Monday myself and Nick hosted 24-non-stop-hours of radio GOLD to raise money for charity. At the last count we had raised £1,234.18 meaning that we SMASHED all previous records so YAY for us, YAY for KUBE and YAY for everyone who donated!

But who wants a long ramble about that night eh? No.. neither do I, so here’s a 26 minute podcast of from a favourite feature of ours; Never Mind the KUBECocks. We were past 9 hours into the show by this point.. enjoy!

This hasn’t been released on KUBE Radio’s podcast feed yet so consider it an exclusive.. oooh! Exciting!


[mp3NB. Contains Explicit language (hooray!)

Disney & Urination

Last Thursday found me not only going insane but also completing my dissertation (yay!). In the final three days I achieved a grand total of only three hours sleep which found me in a state of panic, sleep deprivation and over caffeination; thanks to a dozen sugar-free redbulls and copious cups of vending-machine coffee. If anyone’s seen the final episode of The Inbetweeners season two they’ll understand the effects of this lifestyle. Anyway, while I’d nipped out for a loo-break Neb helped my word count with a beautiful (though unreferenced) paragraph of work, I imagine only the four of us who were in the room, and suffering from cabin/library-fever, will find it the slightest bit entertaining but at the time it was the funniest thing in the world!

Urination was a key part of the Disney success story, the collected amounts of urine collected from all members of staff during a single year was the equilivant to fifty five five five football melon stadiums. This collection lead to mass profit and established the Disney currency. Times were not always happy for the Urine collectors, the 1974 outbreak of turtle flu directly contaminated supplies for a full fifteen years.

I genuinely considered leaving it in; it seemed to almost fit with my title; “The Disney Company’s Relationship with Control after Walt’s Death”, which is more than the rest of my dissertation did!

Vogue in 1985I don’t know if it’s the caffeine, the dissertation writing or the lack of sleep but right now this feels like it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard! I don’t know if it’s just stimulating the right parts of my brain (of those which are still responding to stimuli) or if I’m just having a good old fashioned stroke but I’m properly rockin’ out in the library right now! The time is 3:12am, I’m almost half way through my 10,000 word dissertation and I’m seriously considering adding this post to my dissertation to boost the word count.

Turn up the bass, sit back and try to keep that foot from tapping!


We Close Our Eyes – Go West (1985)

24hr Charity Broadcast '09

OMG! OMG! OMG! It’s only a few weeks until June 1st when KUBE Radio is holding its annual 24hr Charity Broadcast! It’s going to be HUGE and I’m SO excited! We haven’t had the meeting to confirm who the the DJs hosting the 24hr set is yet BUT *points at self* I’m quite optimistic about the whole thing..

Anyway.. the t-shirts are just £6.00 so if you want one (or more) just drop me an email at georgie@kuberadio.com or leave a comment I’ll get you one ordered! Yay! I can’t wait until we all get them! Hurry though, I’ve got to get the final order in soon so get your name down NOW! :D

Before you watch this trailer I want to remove any pre-conceptions that just because I’ve blogged it that this film might be any good; it looks exceptionally average. Having said that, watching the start of the trailer in which a girl graduates from university and finds herself unable to find a job and everything seems to go wrong.. yeah.. good old reality!

As a third-year under-grad who’s just taken his final exam and is in the midst of a 10,000-12,000 word dissertation, the day of graduation is looming and the glorious state of our current economic climate does not bode well in terms of employment for someone with half a degree in Marketing and the other in American Studies. Am I really meant to put my career on hold because the banks have been playing with crystal balls and monopoly money? Maybe my university will decide that Keele needs to employ someone to run KUBE as Station Manager alongside the KUBE President.. I dare to dream.

Yesterday on Flickr I stumbled accross The Official White House Photostream which has a fantastic set of photos by photographer, Pete Souzas. I spent a very happy 30minutes flicking through the slide show but you can check them out however you like here. Its fascinating following the life of the american pesident, particularly as someone who’s been studying America for the past three years, there are a lot of rooms in the White House that I’venever seen before. Check it out!

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