Top 5 Village Names I Just Invented

1. Mamberry.
2. Cockington.
3. Shaggersden.
4. Puffington-on-High.
5. Little Buggering.

Top 5 Benefits of Going Home for Christmas

1. Free Laundry (but not enough fabric softener)
2. Free Food (it might not be good but it’s free!)
3. Family (Yay!)
4. Friends (Double Yay!)
5. The Oak & Ivy (Favouritest Pub EVER!)

Top 5 Christmas Movies

1. Home Alone (1990).
2. The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992).
3. Love Actually (2003).
4. The Santa Clause (1994).
5. Elf (2003).

Top 5 Stand-up Comedians

1. Michael McIntyre. (pen lies)
2. Eddie Izzard. (cross-dresser)
3. Ross Noble. (spontaneous)
4. Bill Baily. (musical)
5. Ricky Gervais. (sarcastic)

Comments. Who would you put on your list?

Top 5 Ways to Make Toast

1. Toaster. (easy)
2. Grill. (stressful)
3. Flambé Torch. (fun but delivers poor results)
4. Anger a Dragon. (stand well back)
5. Make love to the Kings of Leon. (allow Michael to explain)

Top 5 Things to Eat & Drink on a Saturday

1. Pain au Raisin. (With a Coffee.)
2. Starbucks; Espresso Frap.; with Cream. (Venti, naturally.)
3. Subway Sandwich; Hearty Italian with Chicken & Bacon, Toasted, with Cucumber and Honey & Mustard dressing. (Foot long.)
4. Blonde Leffe Beer. (Large, corked bottle.)
5. Thai Takeaway; Art of Siam Platter, with Blue Chili Duck and Rice. (Two different resteraunts gives you the best of both worlds!)

Top 5 Things I Regularly Walk into

1. The Kitchen Chair (at my old flat, every night in the dark without fail)
2. Low Tables (my poor shins!)
3. Door Frames (I do tend to miss-judge those buggers..)
4. People (I bump into people a lot)
5. Trouble (I don’t know how but I’m VERY good at it lol)